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ashrwns:

well-damn-luke:

watermalum:

dylan sprouse strikes again

these will be my wedding vows 

Im trying to act like this isnt the most important thing in my life but I AMFAAILING

guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

captains-super-shield:

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulu:

i want a tampon/pad advert where it’s just a woman in full battle uniform tearing through piles and piles of opponents with a sword and sometimes her bare hands and in the end while she’s standing on a pile of dead bodies a little blood trickles down her thigh and she sighs dramatically and the caption’s like

"YOU BELONG IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES.

NOT YOUR UTERUS.”

I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG

(Source: lucyliuism)

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

(Source: 9gag)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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stoleyogirl:

when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out

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